19/06/08

Como o sr. Sousa define as políticas


In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the faces of the workers.
And they spoke to their group heads,
Saying:
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And the group heads went to their
section heads and said:
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

And the section heads went to their
managers and said to them:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."

And the managers went to their
Director and said unto him:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors went to their
Vice-President and said:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong."

And the Vice-President, went to
the President, and
said to him:
"It promotes the growth and it is very powerful."

And the President went to the Chairman
And said to him:
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and
efficiency of the company and this area in particular."

And the Chairman looked upon
the plan, and saw that it was good and the plan becarne policy.

2 comentários:

UNI english teacher disse...

Ora, ora! Para isso era preciso que ele soubesse inglês!

Menina Idalina disse...

OK. I rest my case. You Win .